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[TheGoldenGriffin]

Ummm, cuz da hole likes food but holes don't eats so dat someone is taunting teh hole wit food?

TheGoldenGriffin, Dere getting desperate to find me ans day are looking at da faces of every conscript as day gets in da air turtle. I needed to sneak on da air turtle or day will find me so hid in an place wit an lots of stuffs. I went thru another door and over dere were green plated armor dat appears to go on top of exoskeletons. On da helmet an pipe thing. It looks creepy. An on da breastplate on some of dem, were cactus spikes. Jus like da ones da grumpy cactus shoots at da snakeys. Dere were deez green cylinders wit an circle on top dat said "pressure" and dere wuz an pipe connected to it. Da cylinder said, "contents under pressure" and around da middle, it said, "knockout gas." Maybe da FBI is da ones doing da stealing, dere ares no cactuses in dis place, i never seen plants in dis place. Cept da leafs i saw on an conscript's tray. I hopes da place day call Earth has plants. Cuz dats were day are taking us, i gots to get away from ere.

An me iPod battery turned red. Its goin too die soon.