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[TheGoldenGriffin]

If its oats, den why do i need too peel da skin offs it?

I saws some of dem wit rolling boxses. Day were goin somewhere. I follows dem. Day wents to an big room wit boxes of lots quantities. An on da very much over dere side, dere wuz an very much big lite up thing. Day were stacking up a lots of boxes. I gots myself closer. Da boxes said pencils on dem. don't know wut dose ares. Den day closed da big doors an da things near it were brightening. Dere were no fire or sun in da room. Da thing made an loud sounds. An whiles of waiting later an da big doors opened and da boxes were gone. Den day started to do da sames to dose boxes dat says helium balloons. I hits da wonders of wut day ares. But den i snuck backs to da place wit da other conscripts. Dere wuz an commotion of da noisy sorts.
Day took an conscript an drags him aways.