2v2 Random OPEN -- let's try again.

[Gf!sh]

All right, ridiculous attempt to copy-paste:
CCM sakhiel red0rca - lexxxyish worldfamous
CCM worldfamous lexxxyish - red0rca sakhiel
CCM red0rca worldfamous - sakhiel lexxxyish
CCM lexxxyish sakhiel - worldfamous red0rca
BB red0rca - lexxxyish
CCM Amateur9 AaronINdayton - Ferizoli Apple545321
CCM Apple545321 Ferizoli - AaronINdayton Amateur9
CCM AaronINdayton Apple545321 - Amateur9 Ferizoli
CCM Ferizoli Amateur9 - Apple545321 AaronINdayton
BB AaronINdayton - Ferizoli
CCM ~M1les Paolo-Corral - Gfich Vuvuzaela
CCM Vuvuzaela Gfich - Paolo-Corral ~M1les
CCM Paolo-Corral Vuvuzaela - ~M1les Gfich
CCM Gfich ~M1les - Vuvuzaela Paolo-Corral
BB Gfich - Paolo-Corral
CCM NinjaSquirle45 Agrivon - awpertunity TheBitPilot
CCM TheBitPilot awpertunity - Agrivon NinjaSquirle45
CCM Agrivon TheBitPilot - NinjaSquirle45 awpertunity
CCM awpertunity NinjaSquirle45 - TheBitPilot Agrivon
BB awpertunity - Agrivon
CCM Hollowkisame TheQwertiest - Super Haole dberube07
CCM dberube07 Super Haole - TheQwertiest Hollowkisame
CCM TheQwertiest dberube07 - Hollowkisame Super Haole
CCM Super Haole Hollowkisame - dberube07 TheQwertiest
BB TheQwertiest - Super Haole
CCM Thedeviousgenious NDRDOG - MarcusDiGio {~LesTaT92~}
CCM {~LesTaT92~} MarcusDiGio - NDRDOG Thedeviousgenious
CCM NDRDOG {~LesTaT92~} - Thedeviousgenious MarcusDiGio
CCM MarcusDiGio Thedeviousgenious - {~LesTaT92~} NDRDOG
BB NDRDOG - MarcusDiGio
CCM RandyDogz wbgoldsmith - epig.j anewthomas
CCM anewthomas epig.j - wbgoldsmith RandyDogz
CCM wbgoldsmith anewthomas - RandyDogz epig.j
CCM epig.j RandyDogz - anewthomas wbgoldsmith
BB anewthomas - RandyDogz
CCM greenice40 Dcarp8809 - joelduque TeckChavez
CCM TeckChavez joelduque - Dcarp8809 greenice40
CCM Dcarp8809 TeckChavez - greenice40 joelduque
CCM joelduque greenice40 - TeckChavez Dcarp8809
BB TeckChavez - greenice40
CCM 2dhh FancyxSloth - KMan 29 MilkoVelka
CCM MilkoVelka KMan 29 - FancyxSloth 2dhh
CCM FancyxSloth MilkoVelka - 2dhh KMan 29
CCM KMan 29 2dhh - MilkoVelka FancyxSloth
BB FancyxSloth - KMan 29
CCM E man124 mchye - Drawkcab Almontys
CCM Almontys Drawkcab - mchye E man124
CCM mchye Almontys - E man124 Drawkcab
CCM Drawkcab E man124 - Almontys mchye
BB Drawkcab - mchye
CCM LaughlinK2 Surra - Frgwtchr izzilla
CCM izzilla Frgwtchr - Surra LaughlinK2
CCM Surra izzilla - LaughlinK2 Frgwtchr
CCM Frgwtchr LaughlinK2 - izzilla Surra
BB Frgwtchr - Surra
CCM Nemisis101 GoHeat 3 - Terenceshiu2005 Pharmafan
CCM Pharmafan Terenceshiu2005 - GoHeat 3 Nemisis101
CCM GoHeat 3 Pharmafan - Nemisis101 Terenceshiu2005
CCM Terenceshiu2005 Nemisis101 - Pharmafan GoHeat 3
BB Terenceshiu2005 - GoHeat 3
CCM Ryzuma Bullfreg - TheBarrow SerPurpleWolf
CCM SerPurpleWolf TheBarrow - Bullfreg Ryzuma
CCM Bullfreg SerPurpleWolf - Ryzuma TheBarrow
CCM TheBarrow Ryzuma - SerPurpleWolf Bullfreg
BB Bullfreg - TheBarrow
CCM Davici Hunter - thesphinx64 lawtai
CCM lawtai thesphinx64 - Hunter Davici
CCM Hunter lawtai - Davici thesphinx64
CCM thesphinx64 Davici - lawtai Hunter
BB thesphinx64 - Hunter
CCM evandeanmartin The duck - mrakaflame harvanold
CCM harvanold mrakaflame - The duck evandeanmartin
CCM The duck harvanold - evandeanmartin mrakaflame
CCM mrakaflame evandeanmartin - harvanold The duck
BB The duck - mrakaflame
CCM LaYahooz azzy_23 - P1noyboypj Bad Herr Day
CCM Bad Herr Day P1noyboypj - azzy_23 LaYahooz
CCM azzy_23 Bad Herr Day - LaYahooz P1noyboypj
CCM P1noyboypj LaYahooz - Bad Herr Day azzy_23
BB Bad Herr Day - LaYahooz

O, wow, it actually worked. Note that on the Blitz Beach matches P2 may pick a teammate.