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09-18-2013, 07:45 AM
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RE: Jokes
A juggler was juggling for a crowd, but an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German at the far edge of the crowd complained that they couldn't see him. So the juggler got up on a crate and asked, "Can you see me now?"

The Englishman said, "Yes."

The Frenchman said, "Oui."

The Spaniard said, "Sí."

The German said, "Ja."

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09-18-2013, 03:13 PM
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RE: Jokes
Dat one was awesome Big Grin

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09-19-2013, 09:21 AM
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Your mom.

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08-19-2014, 09:27 AM
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A snail was mugged by two turtles. The police arrived and asked him what happened, and he said, "I don't know. It happened so fast!"

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08-19-2014, 11:40 AM (This post was last modified: 08-19-2014 11:44 AM by Chemoeum.)
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What did the pogo say to the bike when the bike shot him with a laser?

"..."

Pogos can't talk. Bikes can't shoot lasers.

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08-20-2014, 09:08 AM
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.

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08-20-2014, 09:22 AM
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A woman goes to the doctor and is told, "I'm afraid you have only six months to live."

The doctor says, "Well, probably the best thing to do now is to marry a tax attorney."

The woman asks, "Will that improve my health?"

The doctor says, "No, but it'll make six months feel like an eternity!"

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