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[TheGoldenGriffin]

Wuts da CIA an MI5?

I watch da one in da fronts of me push circles, pull levers, talk to an ghost who gots an sore throat, and dere were an lots of lights shaped like words flashing. He seems to be controling dis air turtle. We gots closer to an star until it looks like da sun. But den we gots closer an put ours visor down. Day were goin towards an blue-white half circle. We gots closer an its got bugger an day said it wuz Earth. Den we gots closer an it wuz terrible. I gots da feelings of gettin crushed. Den we "landed" an an miracle didn't lets us fall off da half circle calls Earth. Imma surprised deres internet ere. Da sky is blue an dere are wite not so angry clouds an its hot an desolate. Da ground is black an bumpy ans dere are green i da very much fars over dere area. Dere are deez herds of things dat are sitting dere. Some are moving an it looks like dere legs dont move. I don't see why Earth is of intrest to dem. Dere ares no plants ere sadly.