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[TheGoldenGriffin]

I founds boxes of iPods.

Imma start telling you everything dat happened ats one time cuz da battery is low an im not in da room wit da flat rectangles a lots. I hopes day don't gets da suspisions. Day are still hunting me down.

I knows wut da L-shaped weapons does! Da demonstrated its too us ans it makes an loud sound and da target dies. Maybe da target gots da scares. An day told us how to replace da "magazine." I don't know wut dat is. Den da "video ended" and day gots da wants for each of us to try. Day gave us an "dart gun" and took us to an room. I looked at da wall and i saw an lots of me looking at each other. Den when i looked at da other wall, i saw an lots of me dere too. Dere were no windows or fire, just 2 very much bright spheres. Da instructor told me to stand on da yellow line. On da other side wuz an target an it wux an bulls eye wit an outline da looked an little like an being. Maybe da painter wuz an bad one. Teh instructor showed me how to hold da "dart gun" and how to fire it. An an dart came out of da dart gun an went strait cross da room an hit da target! Its like deres an little being in da dart gun dat throws da dart so hard dat it goes strait cross da room in an instant. After da training, day made us go back to da room wit da flat rectangles. Apparently, day were for sleeping and sitting on. I gots an tray wit cheese. I ate da cheese an it tasted grate. O an, in da hallway, dere were deez things dat squirt water an you catch it in ur mouth and you drink it.