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[TheGoldenGriffin]

I meant that the poachers trap and kill rhinos and poke them with forks until they burst into a mess of rhino glitter and sell people the expensive rhino glitter and the people are like, "yay look at my rhino glitter, it's better than yours" and there is a big demand for it and prices soar and the poacher get rich but then someone finds out that the valuable rhino glitter is really just regular sugar that was bought from the store and it is pretty much worthless and the consumers were like, "those poachers scammed us they sold us cheap yummy sugar instead of the pretty expensive rhino glitter they promised us" and the consumers want to sue the poachers and the poachers are like, "you can't sue us you guys didn't read the fine print" and the consumers want the poachers arrested and the poachers are like, "we can't get arrested, we aren't even poachers so there are no poachers to arrest" and there is a huge legal battle. Is it a good thing because the poachers weren't real poachers and they just bought some sugar from the store instead of killing rhinos for their glitter or is it a bad thing cuz the fake poachers lied to the public and sold them cheap yummy sugar instead of real rhino glitter so they can make lots of money?