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[SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts
04-12-2012, 09:07 AM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2012 10:28 PM by Kamikaze28.)
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[SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts
If you ever wondered what the loading screen could show you, here is the complete list for version 1.7.5:
  • A Test of Vigilance
    Carefully monitor this icon's rotation to advance.
  • A Test of Tests
    Are the tests working? Yes, they appear to be working.
  • A Test of Grace
    Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
    appears stationary. Neat!
  • A Test of Priorities
    Feed your children first, THEN play Tilt to Live.
    In that order.
  • A Test of Geography
    Recite the names of all 7 continents alphabetically
    to advance.
  • Regarding Sequels
    Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
  • A Test of Stealth
    Hide from your iPhone for several seconds to advance.
  • A Test of Rhythm
    It might load faster if you drop us a phat beat.
  • A Test of Wisdom
    Do not turn off your iPhone to advance.
  • A Test of Temptation
    We're tempted to load the game, but you haven't sold
    us on it yet.
  • A Test of Strength
    Defeat yourself in a thumb wrestling match to advance.
  • Did You Know?
    Real nukes have a much wider effective range than ours.
  • A Test of Debate
    Compel the spinning icon to stop using sound logic.
  • A Test of Posture
    The 'Regular' position is recommended by
    8 out of 10 physicians.
  • A Test of Clairvoyance
    Guess how long this screen will be here to advance.
  • A Test of Insecurity
    Are you in public? You'll look stupid playing this game.
  • A Test of Tranquility
    Relive a happy memory from your childhood to advance.
  • Mind Blown
    You actually play the villain in this game, and the
    good guys always win.
  • A Test of Forgiveness
    Let go of an old grudge to advance.
    ...We can try again later.
  • A Test of Redundancy
    You've read this one already. It's not funny anymore.
  • A Test of Rage
    Become infuriated at the spinning icon to advance.
  • A Test of Ambiguity
    Do it. Then we'll... you know.
  • A Test of Endurance
    Avoid hazards in the world around you to advance.
  • It's Inevitable
    We're gonna go ahead and just load the shattered arrow,
    if that's okay.
  • A Test of Talent
    Impress the spinning icon to advance.
  • A Test of Immortality
    Never delete this app. It makes a great family heirloom.
  • A Test of Passion
    Kiss the spinning icon to advance.
    You wanna play the game or not?
  • A Test of Finance
    Discover lost change in your immediate area
    to advance (financially).
  • A Test of Devotion
    Purchase more copies of Tilt to Live for no
    reason to advance.
  • A Test of Stamina
    Eat fruits and vegetables each day to advance.
  • A Test of Etiquette
    Say "please" to advance.
  • A Test of Alliteration
    Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
    softly for Susan's sake.
  • A Test of Confidence
    Whisper your most illegal secrets into the mic to advance.
  • A Test of Deceit
    Convince yourself that this screen is the fun part
    to advance.
  • A Test of Regret
    You know what you did. Feel ashamed to advance.
  • Self-Evaluation
    I'm afraid you're on your own for this one.
  • A Test of Maturity
    Have visible nose hair to advance.
  • A Test of Sobriety
    Please blow into the mic to advance.
  • A Test of Harri Sharp
    Do you know Harri Sharp? Neither do we.

I am in no way affiliated with or authorized by One Man Left Studios, LLC.
Any information on Outwitters I present is founded on personal experience, public knowledge or the Outwitters Beta Test.
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05-04-2012, 05:33 AM (This post was last modified: 05-04-2012 05:34 AM by oneadamleft.)
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(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote:  
  • Regarding Sequels
    Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?

Fun fact: This one was meant to be a teaser for an actual sequel called Tilt to Live: Redonkulous. Which we don't plan to make.
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05-04-2012, 08:07 AM (This post was last modified: 05-04-2012 08:08 AM by Leaf_It.)
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(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote:  A Test of Grace
Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
appears stationary. Neat!

I have done this every time that has show up.

"Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after"
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05-04-2012, 04:43 PM
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I love all of these loading screen messages... makes me smile every time Big Grin.
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05-05-2012, 09:53 AM
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Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.

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07-14-2012, 06:34 PM
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Hope there is a sequel!
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07-19-2012, 06:23 AM
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(05-05-2012 09:53 AM)Leaf_It Wrote:  
Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.

Are you saying you didn't know what alliteration was or are you implying that there's a deeper meaning to the alliterated words they chose to use?
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