The Wolfpack Clan Thread

[Richbo 2]

1) Clever
2) Probably not
3) Adorable
4) more bad ass version of dogs
5) Chopping down trees, Hunting bears, drinking beer, Fucking bitches, Gardening and Garage Rock. I go to the gym 5 times a day. Everyday is an arm day. I can bench 3 hundo
6)

once upon a time there was the rubber ducky named Deuce who's only dream in life was to Visit Europe. One night Russel Brand visited Deuce in his dreams and granted him 3 wished. The first thing Deuce wished for was for Russel Brand himself to leave the film industry for good. The next thing Deuce wished for was a 2 for 1 coupon for any item of his choice at his local supermarket. The last thing Deuce wished for was to become a real duck so he can swim across the Atlantic ocean. The next morning he woke up to all of his wishes being granted. He quickly went over to the supermarket and bought 2 Rite Aid brand Cherry sours with his coupon because those are bomb. But when he got to the rite aid, Duece was quickly detained. There has been a lot of shoplifting lately and the owner thought it was just way too suspicious for a duck wearing a hoody to come into his Rite Aid built on the nicer part of town. Animal control came and took the duck away. When they brought the duck back to the station, their Local Ecosystems and Nautal Habitat Protection consultant said to the animal control officers, "Oh my! where did you find that duck? That duck isnt even found on this side of the world! It is only found in Western Europe! We cant let him stay here, it is a danger to our local ecosystem. We must send him back to his home land!" Deuce got really excited. He was finally going to get so see Europe! "But couldn't we just kill it?" one of the officers said. "Oh, yes... silly me!". Deuce was never seen again.

The End