Fortunately unfortunately

[Qwerty]

I have another game for you people that like poppycock to play! Here is how it goes:
-I will start it off with a statement.
-The first person to respond will post something that begins with "unfortunately..." and will say why what was mentioned in the first statement didn't work out so well
-The second person to respond will post something that begins with "fortunately..." and it will
-The third person switches back to "unfortunately...",
-The 4th person switches back to "fortunately..."
-etc, etc, into perpetuity

So here is the starting statement:
a soilder named bob was just created for two wits

remember the first person should reply with "unfortunately..."

No trying to end the thread please aka: someone dying, everybody was sucked into a black hole etc.

[TheQwertiest]

unfortunately he died.

[Qwerty]

Fortunately he died saving his base

[TheQwertiest]

unfortunately it was for nothing because the base got destryed 2 turns after

[Qwerty]

Fortunately the creator of bob got promted up a league because of it

[GoHeat 3]

Unfortunately the creator died.

[Qwerty]

Fortunatly his son received his iPhone and started playing outwitters on his account


PS NO MORE PEOPLE are alowed to die!!! Because you pretty much end the thread if you do it too much!

[GoHeat 3]

Unfortunately he was terrible at it.

[Qwerty]

Fortunatly he found this forum and became good at it

[TheQwertiest]

unfortunately he was banned because Harti thought he was a bot