Storytime Thread

[Chemoeum]

I'm feeling lame.

Yay, stories. Here in this loose thread on my jacket, you can create some kind of story that has something to do with any OML game. I like it.

It can be any genre. It can be short or long. And it can be boring. Use your imagination... and your [in]sanity (depends).

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A guy walks into a store and buys some pink material and a fork. He puts it in some kind of machine. It goes through a rainbow-colored furnace by a conveyor belt. It comes out of the back of it, and starts enlarging. The conveyor belt ends and falls in a bucket full of stardust. The guy returns, picks it out, and puts it in a giant jar and ships it to a wizard. The wizard pours a sweet-smelling elixir inside the jar. He ships it back and the guy receives it. He throws it in a river that leads to a small cavern that says "Recruitments here." A female elder puts it in a tube leading to a mysterious passageway. The items in the jar start shaping into a figure. On the other side, a finger hits it and a menu comes up. It selects a "Soldier." The jar is collected, then it opens, and then it shoots the items through the passageway.

And that is what happens before you spawn an Adorables unit.