[SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts

[Kamikaze28]

If you ever wondered what the loading screen could show you, here is the complete list for version 1.7.5:

• A Test of Vigilance
  Carefully monitor this icon's rotation to advance.
• A Test of Tests
  Are the tests working? Yes, they appear to be working.
• A Test of Grace
  Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
  appears stationary. Neat!
• A Test of Priorities
  Feed your children first, THEN play Tilt to Live.
  In that order.
• A Test of Geography
  Recite the names of all 7 continents alphabetically
  to advance.
• Regarding Sequels
  Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
• A Test of Stealth
  Hide from your iPhone for several seconds to advance.
• A Test of Rhythm
  It might load faster if you drop us a phat beat.
• A Test of Wisdom
  Do not turn off your iPhone to advance.
• A Test of Temptation
  We're tempted to load the game, but you haven't sold
  us on it yet.
• A Test of Strength
  Defeat yourself in a thumb wrestling match to advance.
• Did You Know?
  Real nukes have a much wider effective range than ours.
• A Test of Debate
  Compel the spinning icon to stop using sound logic.
• A Test of Posture
  The 'Regular' position is recommended by
  8 out of 10 physicians.
• A Test of Clairvoyance
  Guess how long this screen will be here to advance.
• A Test of Insecurity
  Are you in public? You'll look stupid playing this game.
• A Test of Tranquility
  Relive a happy memory from your childhood to advance.
• Mind Blown
  You actually play the villain in this game, and the
  good guys always win.
• A Test of Forgiveness
  Let go of an old grudge to advance.
  ...We can try again later.
• A Test of Redundancy
  You've read this one already. It's not funny anymore.
• A Test of Rage
  Become infuriated at the spinning icon to advance.
• A Test of Ambiguity
  Do it. Then we'll... you know.
• A Test of Endurance
  Avoid hazards in the world around you to advance.
• It's Inevitable
  We're gonna go ahead and just load the shattered arrow,
  if that's okay.
• A Test of Talent
  Impress the spinning icon to advance.
• A Test of Immortality
  Never delete this app. It makes a great family heirloom.
• A Test of Passion
  Kiss the spinning icon to advance.
  You wanna play the game or not?
• A Test of Finance
  Discover lost change in your immediate area
  to advance (financially).
• A Test of Devotion
  Purchase more copies of Tilt to Live for no
  reason to advance.
• A Test of Stamina
  Eat fruits and vegetables each day to advance.
• A Test of Etiquette
  Say "please" to advance.
• A Test of Alliteration
  Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
  softly for Susan's sake.
• A Test of Confidence
  Whisper your most illegal secrets into the mic to advance.
• A Test of Deceit
  Convince yourself that this screen is the fun part
  to advance.
• A Test of Regret
  You know what you did. Feel ashamed to advance.
• Self-Evaluation
  I'm afraid you're on your own for this one.
• A Test of Maturity
  Have visible nose hair to advance.
• A Test of Sobriety
  Please blow into the mic to advance.
• A Test of Harri Sharp
  Do you know Harri Sharp? Neither do we.
  

[oneadamleft]

(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote:  

• Regarding Sequels
  Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
  

Fun fact: This one was meant to be a teaser for an actual sequel called Tilt to Live: Redonkulous. Which we don't plan to make.

[Leaf_It]

(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote:  A Test of Grace
Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
appears stationary. Neat!

I have done this every time that has show up.

[Solan]

I love all of these loading screen messages... makes me smile every time .

[Leaf_It]

Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.

Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.

[Mowmail]

Hope there is a sequel!

[Zaepian]

(05-05-2012 09:53 AM)Leaf_It Wrote:  

Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.

Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.

Are you saying you didn't know what alliteration was or are you implying that there's a deeper meaning to the alliterated words they chose to use?