+- One Man Left Studios Community Forums (http://www.onemanleft.com/forums)
+-- Forum: General (/forumdisplay.php?fid=1)
+--- Forum: Poppycock (/forumdisplay.php?fid=2)
+--- Thread: Jokes (/showthread.php?tid=893)
Pages: 1 2
RE: Jokes - TheGreatErenan - 09-18-2013 07:45 AM
A juggler was juggling for a crowd, but an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German at the far edge of the crowd complained that they couldn't see him. So the juggler got up on a crate and asked, "Can you see me now?"
The Englishman said, "Yes."
The Frenchman said, "Oui."
The Spaniard said, "Sí."
The German said, "Ja."
RE: Jokes - Mag!cGuy - 09-18-2013 03:13 PM
Dat one was awesome
RE: Jokes - Chemoeum - 09-19-2013 09:21 AM
Your mom.
RE: Jokes - TheGreatErenan - 08-19-2014 09:27 AM
A snail was mugged by two turtles. The police arrived and asked him what happened, and he said, "I don't know. It happened so fast!"
RE: Jokes - Chemoeum - 08-19-2014 11:40 AM
What did the pogo say to the bike when the bike shot him with a laser?
"..."
Pogos can't talk. Bikes can't shoot lasers.
Anti-Joke Chicken strikes again
RE: Jokes - Demon - 08-20-2014 09:08 AM
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
RE: Jokes - TheGreatErenan - 08-20-2014 09:22 AM
A woman goes to the doctor and is told, "I'm afraid you have only six months to live."
The doctor says, "Well, probably the best thing to do now is to marry a tax attorney."
The woman asks, "Will that improve my health?"
The doctor says, "No, but it'll make six months feel like an eternity!"